Few may have noticed the warning signs for the presence of asbestos on the doors of the building that used to house the Ukrainian Research Institute across the street from Pound Hall. But now, some have noticed symptoms of asbestos contamination. At first, it was shortness of breath, but there are fears that full-fledged mesothelioma has struck members of the law school community.
"I don't know how it could have happened," said one of the construction crew managers. "We have taken every precaution known to man. We put up signs and a fence. We assumed law students knew how to read and were too lazy to climb over a fence. Perhaps we need to rethink that assumption for future projects. Apparently some were curious and snuck in. I cannot imagine why."
Students exhibiting symptoms disagreed, "I didn't go near that building. I simply walked from my dorm in Wyeth to class three days per week," explained a 3L in between bouts of a hacking cough.
The epidemic has lead to an overflow of students, both sick and simply concerned, in the health offices in Pound Hall. "Students run in here if they sneeze weird," said the nurse on duty, "they are worried sick about this. I haven't seen anything like this since the rumors that the Polish table slipped Polonium into the Hark food."
In response to the asbestos exposure, students have filed a class action against the Ukrainian Institute, the construction company, the school, messenger pigeons, and anyone else they could land service of process on. Professor Burbank agreed to represent the students and used the case as a study for his Complex Litigation class to demonstrate how relevant asbestos litigation is in today's world.
In addition, the Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection has been spotted taking surveys near the Institute, although some speculate that that might only be related to the recent classification of Story Hall as a dry cleaning fluid-related Super Fund site.
The Ukrainian Institute did not seem to be concerned by the charges. "Ve survived Chernobyl," said a spokesperson with a heavy Ukrainian accent, "ve kan survive zis too. No one is going to even grow a second head. You Amerikans and your silly law suits. Back in our country, ve ate asbestos for breakfast and for dinner too if ve ran out of potatoes."
My wife's father is hessaby as in www.hessaby.com (they stole his cash and put it there) and my mother-in-law family is related by marriage tot the Pakravans., who headed the SAVAKPan Am was nicknamed PanIran as the Shah's family was the largest shareholder. I have extreme amount of details of exactly was going on
from the Iranians wanting him to return their assets to other coup attempts to 6 months before the Shah son pretended he was bankrupt in a public trial, to my wifes relative coming to our house talking about the coup and we did not know they were in Washington DC, to the Iran Contra hearings trial that was going to start Feb 20 th, 1989 to the tipping of the coup to the Iranian govt, ,to something in writing I can prove the coup to the Salamon Rushtie Feb 14th insult to islam to get the people on the street to avoid the coup to the Iranian govt announcement of a coup by 'dissent mullahs' announced at the time to the negiotations between the Bush people involved pretending they were going to make a deal to the 'nice' stories plant in US newspapers at the time (including the Post) as part of the negotation to the fact the bomb had to placed out of London based on the flight path as I worked at USAir at the time creating the flight plans for the 'planes to fly themselves' to overt CIA agents around me at the time to the fact that Bollier, the guy who made the timer for the bomb's wide was IRANIAN and the Libyans told me and said they were not allowed to say... there were 3 witness only.. the main one was trashed.. Bollier and a guy whom said he soldm the Libyan a suitcase in Malta.. hence, one the suitcase guy would be left.. the Libyans did not put up a defence in exchange for evidence to trash the main witness on the stand to what an overt CIA agent told me in the US 4 years later.. etc. etc and the details of several coups to the new World bank (my wie's cousin involved who used to work at the work bank)and US loans starting May 1990 to Iran to the fact that PANAm was shut down 18 months later as they thought it would be targeted again because of the Shah connection (the US airlines go in and out of bankruptcy all the time - this was the one of the first US airlines - an ICON) etc
I also know where the Iranian govt officials have money in the US, Canada and UK; the back door dealing etccall me for details.. Barry Lanza 00 44 1786831554.. My father-in-law was a convicted spy given amnesty