Universal Health Care can't solve everything...

11/15/09 5:07 PM

Overheard on Cambridge Common:

Girl 1: “She got H1N1”

Girl 2: “And she’s pregnant”

Girl 1: “And she doesn’t want to get an ultrasound!”

Girl 2: “And she’s only 19!”

Girl 1: “I thought she was 28?”

Girl 2: “And I thought she was just really unhealthy…”

OverSEEN at the Hark...far too much

11/15/09 1:11 PM

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Tights and leggings are NOT pants. Please put a halt to the aesthetic bloodbath.  

Hey, Ghost! Get down and give me 20!

11/11/09 3:57 PM

As "overheard" on a neighbor's g-chat screen during class: 

"i just have so many demons i need to exercise."

Of Rainbows and Unicorns

11/10/09 7:53 PM

Girl 1: "Being a lawyer sounds awful. But just wait ten years, and you won't have to work every weekend. You can blow out of there at 4:30 every day, then."

Girl 2: "But I don't want to wait ten years. I want to not work on weekends now."

Girl 1: "Yeah, okay, and I want to suddenly be given five million dollars and just live off the interest."

Desperate times, desperate measures

11/10/09 7:50 PM

Overheard in Lehmann Lounge: girl saying her husband works for a major oil company, and that if she does not get a job she can always join him on an international posting: "we could wind up in a yachting village in the south of England...or, like, Cameroon. The [oil company name, redacted] wives there have to slaughter their own meat because the markets are so bad.