2008 Woodie Awards
Fenno and the Case of the Missing Vending Machines
Fenno woke up to screaming. This, unfortunately, was not an infrequent occurrence. He really needed to move out of Gropius one of these days. And like so many of the times that he was forced to scrabble his way out of a sound sleep due to the howling of his dorm mates, the banging of the nearby construction, or his own dry cleaning vapor induced choking, Fenno realized he had bloodshot eyes, a splitting headache, and no idea what time of the day or night it might be.…
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Q&A with Professor Warren's TA
Record editors were intrigued when we stumbled upon this job announcement in mid-December: "Professor Elizabeth Warren needs a student to attend each Bankruptcy class in the spring semester to help her keep track of which students she has called on. Surely no student wants to be left out, so it will be the Teaching Assistant's role to be sure that Professor Warren spends quality class time with each person.…
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Kermit's Professors Will Never Know
Kermit scheduled all of his classes in Austin. He loves Austin because most professors don't use the microphone and he can just sit in the back of class, plug in his ear-buds and study the latest Colbert Report clips without being disturbed by talking. …
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HL Central Tacky PromBecause Nothing Says "Romance" Like Pound Hall
What do door-to-door canvassing campaigns, YouTube videos, and balloon-studded ballrooms have in common? No, not the Democratic or Republican primaries. The correct answer is HL Central's Tacky Prom 2008. This ageless event was born anew as tacky costumes, King and Queen campaigns and Saturday evening Pound Hall romance plots all reached new heights in the latest installment of the Winter Classic.…
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